{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
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