{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a chimney joke?","punchline":"Got stacks of em! First one's on the house","id":150}
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{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
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525-line is an American standard-definition television resolution used since July 1, 1941, mainly in the context of analog TV broadcast systems. It consists of a 525-line raster, with 486 lines carrying the visible image at 30 interlaced frames per second. It was eventually adopted by countries using 60Â Hz utility frequency as TV broadcasts resumed after World War II. With the introduction of color television in the 1950s, it became associated with the NTSC analog color standard.
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{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does batman go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The batroom.","id":290}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's Forrest Gump's password?","punchline":"1Forrest1","id":3}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?","punchline":"To go with the traffic jam.","id":324}
{"type":"general","setup":"How come the stadium got hot after the game?","punchline":"Because all of the fans left.","id":115}
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