{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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A telecommunications device for the deaf (TDD) is a teleprinter, an electronic device for text communication over a telephone line, that is designed for use by persons with hearing or speech difficulties. Other names for the device include teletypewriter (TTY), textphone, and minicom.
"}{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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Jack Steven Irons is an American drummer. He is the founding drummer of the rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers and is a former member of Pearl Jam and Eleven.
"}{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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